Last weekend we went to Gursev's wedding.
It would be the first Punjabi wedding any of us ever
attended, so we were pretty excited. We left Hyderabad early so we could spend a day taking
a detour
to a hill station in the Himalayas, and that was a lot
of fun, too.
We left Saturday morning, and it was pouring in Hyderabad. The roads
were flooded and impassable to motorcycles, so Hussain, our
very thoughtful driver, called
up Arunabh, and picked him up on the way to our place. Sree was
unable to get an autotaxi (when she called, they
lied and said, "we're all booked"), so we drove like crazy
through the rivers in the streets
to get to her place, pick her up, and get to the airport in time for
the flight.
This was Arunabh's first and Sree's fifth flight, and after we left the clouds behind us, they ended up spending the rest
of the way to
Delhi with their noses smashed against the windows, peering
down at
the rivers and cities and roads. Arunabh was trying to
pinpoint our
location on the map, but the Indian map quality here
is pretty poor
(most of them are labeled "map not to scale"), so it was hard
to be
sure. Not that it really mattered.
I
had reserved a Qualis and driver the night before. When
we arrived at Delhi, the agent and the driver were waiting
for us with a sign
"
Dennis Eldur". Close enough – but the problem was that the
agent
wanted the money and didn't want to give us a receipt.
Worse, the agent
had no identification tying him to the rental company.
In fact, he
had no identification at all – no license, passport, or any other
paper. It turns out the agency was just a brokerage – the web
front-end who made money matching tourists to other car
companies who
didn't have web sites. This was quite a dilemma: we did
not want to
pay without any receipt, as we did not want to pay again
when we
returned. I made the agent fill out a receipt, then sign
it, and then
we took his picture, standing in front of the Qualis,
holding the
signed receipt. Problem solved.
We drove out of Delhi and headed north. There was a lot of traffic
on
the outer ring, and we were stuck, lurching forward slowly,
along with
cars, buses, horse carts, bicycles, and rickshaws. One
of the lurches
turned out to be a false alarm, and the horse cart next
to us bumped
into the small Indicar in front of him. We heard the
metal give and
some plastic crack as the corner of the cart smashed
into the brake
light. The Indicar driver got out of this car, ran back
to the cart,
and yelled at the old man driving the cart. The cart
driver shrugged
his shoulders and gestured at his horse. The traffic
lurched again,
and the old man got his horse in gear and moved around
the Indicar,
and the driver went chasing after him, abandoning his
car and wife.
This blocked the traffic behind and soon everybody was
beeping and
yelling and cursing and telling the driver to get back
in his car and
leave the old man alone. The driver grabbed the old man's
arm and
scolded those yelling at him. Eventually the driver dropped
the old
man's arm, went to the front of the cart, lectured the
horse for a
couple minutes, and then smacked the horse on its rump.
Problem
solved.
We eventually made it up the winding mountain roads to Kufri, which
is
just a few kilometers above Shimla, the capital of Himachal
Pradesh.
Well, not all the food made it: Sree's stomach wasn't
happy with the
driver's rough handling of the turns. Sree tried lying
down, then
sitting up, stopping and waiting, taking some medicine,
but nothing
worked until her food was forcibly emptied out the
windows and
splattered on the side of the roads. Problem solved.
In the morning I woke at dawn to find we were sitting in a cabin
perched on the side of a mountain, 9500 feet up, overlooking
one of
the most breathtaking views I have ever seen. The sun
peeped over the
hills, and its rays revealed more and more layers of
ridges and
mist-filled valleys between us and the snow covered peaks
on the
horizon. Each valley's mist was colored a different shade
of pink or
orange. I have seen paintings of the Himalayas with all
these colors,
but I always assumed that the artist was using some impressionistic
license. Not so: it was absolutely breathtaking.
I couldn't enjoy this alone, so I roused everybody out of their bed
to
share the moment with me. It was our only day in Kufri,
and I didn't
want them to miss this magical moment. So Irina, then
Sree, then
Arunabh stumbled out of bed, rubbed the sleep out of
their bleary
eyes, and gazed awestruck at the view. Hope it was worth
it for them!
The magic dissolved with the mist as we were given the bill. The hand
written receipt showed the cost to be 500 rupees more
than the quote
from the night before. I asked why, and was told by our
driver "tax,
sir". No way. This was a hand written receipt, and I was paying
in
cash. The chances of the tax man getting his share ranged
from slim
to none. Besides, the tax rate was ten percent. It smelled
more like
a kickback than a tax. We glared at each other for a
couple minutes,
neither of us backing down. "Tell you what", I said, "give
me a
computer printout, and I'll give you the tax." Oops. "Ok,
sir", the
driver said. "Pay them what you will". Problem solved.
We drove down to Chandigarh, took some pictures of a house where Sree
might have lived, and, headed on to Ludhiana for Gursev's
wedding.
After the early morning ceremony, we took a nap, and
then went to the
Punjabi wedding reception, which had some very cool dancing.
Punjabi
men dance with their hands in the air and their feet
moving faster
than Irish line dancers. The music had strong, complex
rhythms, and
the dancers were beautiful.
Gursev's sister pulled the four of us onto the dance floor. Doing
Punjabi dancing is a lot tougher than watching Punjabi
dancing. But I
tried, pumping my arms, moving my feet. Then one of Gursev's
batch
mates shuffled his way over to me, and made me self conscious
with my
stumbling foot moves. I said that I thought you had to
be born in
Punjab to dance Punjabi. He watched a little bit longer,
and then
shouted over the music, "Do you speak Punjabi?" I shook my
head no.
He smiled and hollered, "it will look better if you dance in your
own language!" Problem
solved.
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